Maybe it was Putin who ordered Kerch Bridge to be blown up?

Version. Putin himself arranged the bridge explosion to provoke people from Crimea to flee to Rostov via Mariupol, forming a human shield that would make it much more difficult for the Ukrainian army to advance southwards.

After all, if he went for an environmental catastrophe with the explosion of the Kakhovka hydroelectric power station just to prevent our troops from attacking from the right-bank Kherson region, what does he care about some people in cars in +40°C for several days without water and food and under fire from the Ukrainian army?

They say that the traffic is already 25 kilometers long. And then there's the traffic coming towards them, those bold desperadoes who will want to come to Crimea, despite all the warnings and dangers (let's not forget who we're dealing with), to sh*t in the Bakhchisarai fountain, because it has long since sh*t all over Sochi, Gelendzhik, and Anapa.

And all this, of course, in symphony with the movement of Russian military equipment and armed human contingent, lousy, beaten, hungry and not having seen such young fresh bodies for a long time in cars parked for kilometres - harassment, scenes of sexual violence, the constant breath of death and ghosts of past wars against the backdrop of a hopeless slide into gloom and fear on the Dzhankoy-Rostov-on-Don highway through Mariupol.

In short, if I were an American producer, I would definitely make a film based on the current events from Crimea with all the exciting elements of the plot. And this film could be made between Svitlovodsk and Chyhyryn, on our land, where parents ate their children 90 years ago. And yes, of course, it would have to be a horror musical. The title suggests itself - "July for Putin". Mel Brooks, by the way, is still alive.

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About the author. Andriy Bondar, writer.

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